Tony "Cone" Iannacone

Bio
Tony "Cone" Iannacone was born to two humble Mexican folk, later in his tragic life he would meet Reed, Jose and Benjamin. His life would never be the same, meaning it will only become more tragic.

After famously copyrighting the phrase "Sad-boi", Cone led a successful life living paycheck to paycheck off of the legal use of the word in the official Webster's Dictionary. After several flings with emotionally unstable women, he pulled himself up by the bootstraps and managed to take advantage of child and forced Uighur labor in China to successfully create Cone Inc.

Quotes
"'Gn I have no gf'""'I'm not black!' - After any mentioning that he is, in fact, black""'I hate you Reed'"

Trivia

 * 1) His online alias is gay
 * 2) Never puts down his pets even though they are literally dying from terminal diseases and need to be put down
 * 3) Cannot find the spacebar
 * 4) Attracted to daddy issues